I sooo (note the three ‘ooo’s) thought I would ace this task and I really didn’t. The original plan was to Tweet as Normal and hashtag it so that I could find the useful ones and then rearrange them into a poem or at least get some flow or cypher to them. That did not happen! I tried – The attempts were crap so here are just the tweets-
Wednesday:- I watched a show called ‘Life Hacks’ but it came across as common sense mixed with physics. #HWweek
Thursday:- Spent the day wondering how an alien would react to basic things; gravity, air, temperature, weather and TV (the core Earth aspects)
Friday:- Tried to be romantic on Friday. This sentence is how far I got:- “The urge to drop my trousers grows dimmer the longer we speak”
Saturday:- Spent the day writing about deserts…least I thought I did until I realised I had been writing about wind swept desserts #HWweek
Sunday:- Never got far on Sunday. Tried to research Proof Readers, visited Gran – sponge wake was good. Never found a Proof Reader #HWweek
Monday:- I gave her fifty pence for a newspaper and she came back with a Labrador – I’m still waiting for the newspaper
Tuesday:- Which brings us to Today – #PancakeDay. The day where I murder 12+ pancakes and eat pancake ash all mornning #HWweek